STUPID Questions.

As some of you know I own a comic shop in Bermuda. Often I will have customers poke there head in my door and ask me the WEIRDEST questions.

Example: Where around here can I buy a Barometer?

Well a few minutes ago I had a gentlemen open the door,and he looks around. He is a heavy set black guy with grey, salt and pepper hair who looks to be in his early fifties wearing a pair of sweat pants and an "Obama" Jersey. (Just want to set the scene)  

Me: "Hey mate, can I help you out?"

Guy: *Looks at me, looks at my store, and says nothing just stands in the door*  

Me:...

Guy: *20 seconds or so pass and the guy walks in. Turning around and looking at the various T-shirts and comics, Anime DVD's and so forth. Still saying nothing*

Me: *I wait till he looks at me before continuing as I do have some deaf customers... Just in case.* "Were you looking for something in particular?"

Guy: *Looks about some more before tugging on the band of his sweatpants* "Umm... Umm" he says and turns his back to me. A painfully long silence descends on the room.*

Me: *I watch him as he turns slowly about and looks at the comics and the Spider-man T-shit on the shirt rack*  "Uhh, Did you have any questions?" I ask

Guy: *Slowly turns and looks at the comic rack* "Yeah, I'm looking for..."

Me: ...

Guy: "A rubber DICK"

Me: